Conditions of Use
Last updated: [7/14/2025]
Welcome to Your Favorite Libertarian LLC—a proudly independent, small business run by real humans, not robots, interns, or alphabet agencies. The following Conditions of Use (“Terms”) apply when you use or interact with any of our websites:
By using our sites or purchasing from us, you’re agreeing to these Terms. If you don’t agree, that’s cool—but you probably shouldn’t be here.
1. Legal Age & Personal Responsibility
You must be at least 18 years old to place an order. By using our sites, you agree to be a functioning adult human capable of making informed decisions, or at least someone who won’t blame us if your dog chews up your package.
2. Privacy & Personal Data
We don't sell your data. Period.
We don’t rent it, lease it, auction it off, or whisper it to some tech bro at a conference. Your information is used only to process orders, ship things, or contact you if something breaks.
We’re not fans of surveillance capitalism—and this is one business where you’re the customer, not the product.
3. Secure Payments
All payments are processed securely through PCI-compliant third-party gateways like Authorize.net. We don’t store your card numbers, CVVs, or expiration dates—because that’s both dangerous and annoying.
We use SSL encryption to keep your checkout locked down like Fort Knox. Well… Fort Knox before inflation.
4. User Accounts & Conduct
If you create an account, don’t share your password. If you forget it, we’ve got a “reset” button. If you somehow get hacked because you used "liberty123" as your password, that’s on you.
We reserve the right to suspend any account that’s misused, abused, or used to troll. Liberty is great—but don’t be a jerk.
5. Intellectual Property
Most of the product descriptions, specs, and images you’ll see on our site come straight from the original manufacturers. That’s intentional. We’re not trying to reinvent the wheel—we’re just making it easier to find and buy legit gear.
We don’t sell knockoffs, grey market items, or weird “rebranded” imports. If it’s on our site, it’s the real deal. Logos, names, and descriptions remain the property of the original manufacturer, and we respect that.
If you spot any errors or have questions about a product’s origin or authenticity, just shoot us a message. We’re happy to clarify.
6. Disclaimers
We sell authentic, brand-name products—most of which come with manufacturer warranties. If something breaks or malfunctions under warranty, we recommend contacting the manufacturer directly. They’ve got the processes, resources, and sometimes even the spare parts to handle it right.
Our role is simple and honest:
We’ll take care of you if your order shows up damaged.
We’ll fix it if we accidentally send you the wrong item.
Outside of that, warranty claims, tech support, and replacement parts typically go through the brand itself. Think of us as your friendly supply line—not the service center.
7. Limitation of Liability
We are not responsible for indirect, incidental, or cosmic damages caused by your use of our site or products. This includes—but is not limited to—broken feelings, political debates at the dinner table, or claw machine addiction.
Use your best judgment. If it ever gets weird, just email us.
8. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Michigan. That means any disputes will be handled in Michigan courts, by Michigan rules, with Michigan-style politeness (and probably a side of chili).
9. Contact Us
Have a question, suggestion, or friendly banter? Contact us:
Your Favorite Libertarian LLC
📞 313.900.7959
📧 admin@yourfavoritelibertarian.com